I WANT THIS AT WORK
All my checks will…
bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night.
And after the show is a study party
And after the party is a cramming party
Man I only got 2 hours of sleep tonight
I hope I past this exam so I can turn up tonight
You can read up to 500 words per minute
Me: so what u tryna do
Her: idk… im not really experienced but theres some things i wanna try..
Me: like what
Her: I dont wanna say…. im shy…
Me: It’s ok i dont judge
Her: Well …. oh gosh um… i kinda want u to tie me to the bed and fuck my throat until i cant breathe
short nigga but my dick tall
this is my favorite post of all time
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet